OMG! i hope he's okay. that's a parent's fucking nightmare. please pass on some affirmation and love from faraway internet admirers.

hachyderm.io/@inthehands/...

sometimes i wonder about the inner life of Lindsay Graham.

“The dismantling of Delaware’s corporate code in service of billionaires took a great leap forward today when state senate Democrats unveiled proposed legislation that will dramatically alter corporate governance with national implications.”

they found a man starving and pulled out a machete to remove the tumor.

now we only clap if the plane does tricks when it lands.

“the penalty for not complying is simply that you are ordered to comply.” @mattbruenig.bsky.social www.nlrbedge.com/p/the-futili...

they believe the conspiracy theories and now that it’s their turn they try to run the world like their conspiracy theories, put in service new ends. except the world can’t be run like the conspiracy theories pretend it is run.

all these people got fired but nobody is responsible for firing them.

what Musk has done is turn Twitter into 14chan.

if i had a heart attack right here, it might mean good compost for the garden.

moral of the Musk administration gonna be it’s hard to unscramble an egg.

no disrespect intended! they are more plausible than some of the other creatures!

we all know the tooth fairy is real.

i used to believe in the Loch Ness Monster, in sasquatches and chupacabra, in Republican congresspeople.

do we believe this "unitary executive" wouldn't abuse NSA's capabilities to routinely spy on domestic enemies? what constraints would prevent or even mildly discourage even the most plainly illegal surveillance?

a "unitary executive" is an untrustworthy executive. how are we expected to be candid on our tax returns if the IRS can't credibly offer confidentiality? masto.ai/@unusual_wha...

is skibidi woke?

#FreeSpeech

misspelling they as the kind of ruins it 🙁 i want my edit button.