i condemn this knife in your back i have my palm wrapped around.

i think it’s just that no one can be upset at a kid holding a pineapple, and that helps deescalate things.

this is so spooky. the news this early morning was real, but who knows which of the videos by which we learned it were?

almost certain imho. though there will be elections of some sort to maintain appearances. any improvement for the broad public will be the result of economic investment rather than political liberation.

when God said “Let there be light!” did you ever inquire into upon what throne He was sitting? 🧻

the market is free when i, personally, am at liberty to take stuff.

Mao: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun MAGA: Political power grows out of the cheapness of a barrel of oil

since Venezuela is a territory under the control of the United States apparently for the indefinite future, aren’t Venezuelans now US citizens?

maybe if Machado had won the *FIFA* Peace Prize, she’d have the kind of respect she needs.

florida turns blue when floridians realize venezuela has nicer beaches.

this is what repeal and replace looks like.

it’s easy to be cynical about the US’s capacity to manage an orderly “regime change”, but rendering one mafia state subsidiary of another may be assisted by a kind of natural compatibility.

shouldn’t a good defense lawyer be able to get him off on these technicalities?

obvsly this is a bit silly in context, but in the ordinary course of things, if a person is indicted, wouldn’t it be a court rather than the executive that schedules a hearing then orders enforcement following a failure to appear? did Maduro have some court date he missed? a Fedexed summons ignored?

new frontiers in product placement.

noriega minus rock and roll.

what the founders failed to foresee was election of a class of men who would commit only low crimes and misdemeanors.

and to think, people mocked FIFA.

another industry we’ve offshored.

trump should give a big speech about taking back what was taken from the united fruit company.