The curtains will be chartreuse. All curtains! I will sign an Executive Order that all the curtains must be chartreuse! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

he’s bored of peace and he wants your billions.

abolish the SS! well aren't you going to need some kind of police force? sure, but it doesn't have to be the SS. why don't we go back to how we did policing before the SS. but isn't that the SS by a different name?

anti-"leftism" is mostly just "good people aren't good enough, so they're fucking hypocrites, so what's the point of even trying, are you virtue signaling? you're bad just like we are, trying to win status games. you just don't admit it. we do, so at least we're not hypocrites, we're better than u."

stated by a guy who could not defend the bathroom he is shitting in.

every day is #MAAA, Make Americans Ashamed Again.

stupidity and cupidity rhyme.

will Canadians be allowed to drive across the border and flaunt their Xiaomi and Geely and BYD EVs?

the nobel peace prize is basically meaningless if you haven’t taken it by force.

factions are defined by their alliances at least as much as their ideas.

for a cat that really wants to catch that bird, the No Bell Prize is a high honor indeed.

what if we gave Trump a Greenland-shaped medal made of 24kt GOLD?

your speeding tickets mean we have a right to execute you if we find you inconvenient.

who are the pepper of the earth?

“If you’re talking about abundance and you think corruption and consolidated corporate power is some kind of afterthought in the conversation of why the government consistently fails to deliver, I’m going to have a hard time taking you seriously.”

the bait took me.

you can abolish ICE and still enforce immigration law. it’s called e-verify + fines to employers of the unverifiable. (i would like our immigration laws to be more hospitable than they are. But effective enforcement of our current laws does not require detention or violence.)

“no peace this side of the grave,” what are the implications for winning the nobel peace prize?

The residents of the house in this video behave with extraordinary control and courage.

i don't actually want ICE to be better trained, if it is these guys doing the training.