Schrödinger's felony.

"no one is above the law. i am the law."

[murders kitten.] "both sides are mad at me so i must be doing something right!"

they called it the web without ever saying who's the spider, who's the fly. they called it reels, but who's the fish, who's the worm, who's the man with the big long barbed rod? ht @smtuffy.bsky.social

this post is an evacuation order for planet earth. if you choose to disregard this warning, well, that’s on you.

we’re flying and i just had to reassure my kid it’ll be an airbus. not from me, from news or youtubes or whatever he’s become fearful of boeings.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

today i saw four geese crossing at a crosswalk like abbey road.

billionaires inhabit a world where most human beings they interact with have transformed into ChatGPT in this sense.

Your coupon expires today.

what the hell is even happening?

what i want to know is, who would even think of spelling “kristi” with an m?

either we rise and fall together, or else we fall apart.

very perceptive from @graue.bsky.social. scott.mn/2025/06/11/c...

the two party system has become the fascists and everyone-else-not-fascist. it’s not surprising that the former has something of an advantage in coherence.

doing anything that matters makes critics wail louder than supporters praise. in a multiparty system, where you face multiple competitive candidates, other people getting heat doesn’t guarantee any benefit to you. but in a two party system, it does. denouncing while doing nothing becomes the play.

what do the national guardspeople and marines, most of whom don't have Stephen Miller's view of the world, think of the role into which they've been thrust?

approval voting is much more tractable. fewer moving parts, voters can more accurately understand the implications of their choices.

i mean, surely Joe Biden’s presiding over the onset of COVID, the initial lockdowns, and most of the inflationary stimulus checks is bad enough. (poe’s law. i know.)